Major Mike Webb

Biden-Harris Re-Election Committee Resort to the Tease [FOB FREEDOM, November 12, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over. Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . . They cry for critical race theory to be taught in public schools, and demonstrate respect for children by affirming their personal preferences in pronoun choices, while adamantly supporting the rights of children to choose their gender preference for participation in extracurricular sports and use of restroom facilities, but in the second best public schools in the Commonwealth of Virginia, some 86% of children just hoping to attend Howard University, an HBCU just across the Potomac, were given that dream deferred, even if a mind is a terrible thing to waste. They throng to school board meetings to receive NARCAN kit training, and protest against guns in public schools, but 52% fail to make the grade to attend JMU, one of the nation’s top party schools, while some 40% defy the gravity of hitting the floor after falling from a chair, failing to receive an invitation to matriculate in the “fall”, at highly infectious—up there with measles and chickenpox—VCU. And, if education had been a major issue in the most educated municipality in the Commonwealth during the most recent elections, it was not in evidence even at the candidate forums, where not even one candidate for school board had apparently to been invited to share the stage with other politicians aspiring for re-election in a community where bookies wouldn’t lay odds on a Republican picking up a seat. But one pesky, fringe independent and not a serious option independent is majoring in the majors and holding local government to its promise that “education is perhaps the most important function of state and local government”, and where such has been undertaken by the government, at least one landmark Supreme Court case had said, it must be provided to all on an equal basis. “Well, Howard, as you know, there’s one archangel that has been designated as the adversary of Satan, and the patron saint of lost causes and paratroopers, for whatever reason, and I believe, and please check my facts if I am in error, since my Father only knew his father, the birth name of one former co-pastor of that colored church in Atlanta, where the President preached an MLK Day sermon, was his namesake. And I believe there should be a big VA8 Democrat fundraiser coming up to remind us all again about that dream, ya know?” remarked Major Mike Webb. Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2. Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected. And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html